
Day #1 - June 27
Finally, meetings are over and CanoeBob is set for his first solo trip of the year. A journey into the wilds of Algonquin; from Hambone Lake, north-east through Ralph Bice Lake (the big one on the map), Little Trout Lake, Queer Lake, Little Misty Lake, and then return along the Petawawa River to Daisy Lake and back to Hambone.
I must admit that in the morning, as I prepared to leave my apartment, I was beginning to have reservations about the canoe trip. First, I'd never gone on a solo trip for 5 days before and secondly I had never undertaken a 2.5 km portage by myself, let alone 10 portages in 5 days.

The drive north to the access point on Magnetawan Lake, took about 3 hours and gave me a lot of time to ponder the intelligence of my decision. In the end, it was the lure of the wild that propelled me forward and the journey was officially underway at 1:50 pm Thursday under clear skies, low winds and warm temperatures.
The first portage, a small one, was reached six minutes later and by 2:20 I was paddling through Hambone Lake onto the second portage of the day - also relatively short at 300 meters.

The second portage went well and by 3:10 I was in Ralph Bice Lake and beginning my search for a site to stay for the night. Since this was the first trip of the year I knew I was going to be sore and wanted to get established early so that I could begin to administer liquid medication to those muscles that haven't been used in a year.

I found a nice site by about 5 pm and immediately began to set up the tent, found a suitable spot to hang my pack the required 10 feet off the ground, as well as spend a few minutes properly organizing the medicine table.

By 6 pm, Bob was finally able to relax on the rocks with a cigar and drink in hand. I spent most of the night in this position while watching the southern stars rise (the first star coming out at 9:36 pm). Life couldn't have been better ... little did I know what Day #2 would bring.
Day #2

Watching the beauty of the stars, I didn't haul my butt to bed until 1:30 am - big mistake! At 5:30 am I was rudely woken by the howling of a cold (8 degrees that's 46 Fahrenheit) north wind . The wind was so strong I feared that my tent would be blown away and it was impossible to get back to sleep. So a tired Bob wandered about the camp site with nothing to do because the wind was so strong that it was impossible to launch the canoe let alone make any progress paddling into that headwind.

So wait it out I did and finally at 9 am the skies began to clear, the wind died and the temperature rose. It was a beautiful day and I managed to get across Ralph Brice Lake, a 450 meter portage to Little Trout Lake and lastly a 175 meter portage from Little Trout Lake into Little Queer Lake where I found a site near to the long portage I would undertake the next day. I must say that in looking at the map I don't see a Big Queer Lake so I resume the 'little' refers to the lake being just a little bit strange - though I'm not sure why.

Anyway, I set up camp at 4 pm and then went down for a wee nap. I was tired, my right leg was cramping and my back ached beyond belief. Things were not looking good for the next day's portage of 2.5 km.
At 6 pm I awoke feeling a bit better and decided to go fishing. I was about 0.75 km from my site when I heard from the near shoreline what sounded like two cats fighting. I remembered seeing something about the presence of bobcats in the park so I headed closer to shore for a better look. The animals making the noise came out of the bush onto the shoreline and I thought to myself - beavers? Did beavers make that sound when they were fighting? So I put on my glasses for a better look (all the while chastising myself for not having brought my camera along) and in a single instance (with my glasses now on) it became obvious what was going on. The two beavers turned out to be bear cubs and momma bear wandered onto the shore to have a look at me - who was now within 100 meters of her. We looked at each other for a long while and without knowing why - I slapped my paddle onto the water. This caused the bears to immediately bolt for the bush and the two cubs went up the nearest tree in lightening speed. I never did see what happened to the momma bear but I was filled with relief that I could scare them off so easily - after all there were only a few hundred meters from where I was camped.

Back at camp I brought in a new rule - no fire or first drink until I could spot the first star of the evening. Luckily I was facing south and at 9:36 pm the fire was struck and the whiskey poured. I sat on the rocks and yelled long into the night testing the echo factor. It was a pretty amazing location as I was able to produce 9 distinct echoes! But I did learn my lesson of the previous night and went to bed by 11:30 - after all tomorrow would bring the much dreaded 2.5 km portage.
Day #3

Either to rest properly, or in a lame effort to avoid the 2.5 km portage, I did not get out of bed until 11 am on Saturday. By the time I had breakfasted and loaded up the canoe it was past noon. It was a short 5 minute paddle across the lake to the portage point and the BIG PORTAGE began at 12:30 pm.

I had calculated that the portage should require 3600 steps so I originally broke it into 7 stages of about 500 steps each. Lug the canoe for 500 steps, drop it and return for the pack and lug that to the canoe. I also decided that I would take 5 minute breaks between each stage.

As it turned out the path was easier than I had originally assumed and after the first stage I decided to alter the plan to 6 stages each of 600 steps. That might not sound like a big difference but when you are being buzzed by deer flies, horse flies, and mosquitoes while lugging a canoe on your head - those extra 100 steps are huge. I had also included a mandatory 20 minute lunch break at what I assumed was the halfway point.

To make a long story short, the path did get a bit worse but after almost 4 hours I made it to the end looking a bit worse for the wear but extremely proud of my accomplishment. Other than a quick picture to record the occasion, I spent little time congratulating myself and instead loaded up the canoe and headed for the middle of the lake to get away from the bugs.

After 4 hours of continuous buzzing around my head the quiet of no bugs was almost orgasmic.

The site I had chosen to stay that night was short paddle away and I quickly set up camp and awaited the first star of the night. Luckily I was again facing south and at 9:35 the fire was lit.
Day #4

The fourth day started off a wee bit late and lazy. Floating down the lake at 1.9 km/hr while trying to ease my aching muscles back into paddling form after training them to carry a canoe the day before.

The fourth day consisted mainly of what is loosely described on the map as 'river' travel. As you can see this has to be the world's smallest river.

It was also filled with a number of obstacles such as this beaver dam which had to be carefully negotiated to avoid tipping over and smelling of swamp for the remainder of the trip.

Finally after several hours of following this meandering river I came to the second of the two portages, a beautiful little waterfall. An ideal spot for a late afternoon snack - call it lunch.


After lunch and several more hours, I came to the last site on this trip. Tucking the canoe into the natural harbour, I immediately set about relaxing from what turned out to be a long day. Sitting on the rock, having a cigar and talking to my buddy - froggie.

Froggie was not much of a conversationalist but after 4 days without talking to anyone it was amazing how much we had to discuss. Froggie even proposed a theory about lesbian canoeists always choosing yellow canoes, a theory which I am currently trying to validate. While I enjoyed a cigar, froggie snacked on a couple of spiders that happened to crawl by.

Later, as the sun set, I lit the last fire of this trip and decided to abandon the 'first star' rule and pour myself a wee one. After all it was a north facing site and the first star didn't come out until after 10 pm.


The last day was pretty boring - three portages and finally home - here is a picture of the last portage. Ahhhh - memories. Just like this blog - the trip was over - much too soon.